Thursday, June 04, 2009

TOP 12 INDICATORS THAT THE ECONOMY IS BAD....

12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven, and they gave me a bank.

9. Hot wheels and Match box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM – to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on (Gore & Pelosi are thrilled).

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.


............And the Number 1 indicator


1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them..

6 comments:

Tony said...

Haha, So funny..it made my day!:)

Mrs Road Captain said...

pre-declined creidt cards! LMAO

yours or mine? ROTF

too damn funny!!!!

mq01 said...

hot wheels and matchbox, thanks ;)

FLHX_Dave said...

Thanks for the laugh. Really funny but true crap here.

irondad said...

Do executives now ride scooters to mini golf? I like getting pre-declined card offers. At least I know up front!

Canajun said...

Very funny. Number 1 is my favourite! Thanks for a laugh-out-loud moment.