Thursday, June 04, 2009


12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven, and they gave me a bank.

9. Hot wheels and Match box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM – to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on (Gore & Pelosi are thrilled).

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

............And the Number 1 indicator

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them..


Tony said...

Haha, So made my day!:)

Mrs Road Captain said...

pre-declined creidt cards! LMAO

yours or mine? ROTF

too damn funny!!!!

mq01 said...

hot wheels and matchbox, thanks ;)

FLHX_Dave said...

Thanks for the laugh. Really funny but true crap here.

irondad said...

Do executives now ride scooters to mini golf? I like getting pre-declined card offers. At least I know up front!

Canajun said...

Very funny. Number 1 is my favourite! Thanks for a laugh-out-loud moment.