Monday, January 18, 2010

Life is Good

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks,

"Hey there, little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey, little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer!

I'll give you 20 bucks "and" a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns toward him and screams out....

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the BMW instead of the Harley! YOU RIDE IT!!!"


IHG said...

That joke never gets old! LOL I bet it's Rick Slark's favorite laugh of the day!!! LOL

Canajun said...

Was that Jack Riepe I just heard screaming?

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Mr. Madding:

The best thing about revenge, is that it never gets stale.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

irondad said...

I heard the Reep is looking for a Screaming Eagle kit for FireBalls. If Jack gives you any trouble send him my way!

I'll deal with him as soon as I finish sticking this "Electra Glide" emblem on Elvira's tank.

Anonymous said...

一起加油吧 ..................................................