I got this yesterday from a friend, laughed my butt off. My wife preferes kitchen appliances for Christmas, vacs and other such items are better for wedding anniversary's. Ha Ha
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funny! Yet so true!
I seem to recall a year that I was REALLY PISSED at my first husband for spending $350 that we couldn't afford on a damn necklace for me (like I ever wear jewelry) when all I wanted more than anything in the world was to get the dishwasher fixed (or replaced)!My new hubby on the other hand is my own personal chrome fairy! :-D
Now that was funny. I bought a dozen roses for my ex once and all I got was a lecture about how we couldn't afford it. I have never bought roses for another woman.I got suspended from school for laughing at a kid who bought his mother a carpet cleaner one year when I was younger that turned into a fist fightI received a tongue lashing once for opening the door for a woman.I ended a date abruptly by wrapping myself around a table leg in the fetal position while sucking my thumb, at a restaurant, because the date went ballistic when I offered to pay the tab. She got up and left...which was the plan.Jewelry is a waste of money and I won't have a thing to do with a woman who will put out because I bought bling.Sorry, this is really funny and just flooded me with memories. The doghouse is fine with me.
Hmmmm...that place looks strangely familiar.
Sadly I have a friend who recieved a thigh master for her birthday from her husband one year. OUCH! Now, I'm all for practical, but a thigh master....come on! And Dave- Don't let your ex being a b#$%^ ruin things for me okay? ;)
Someone sent me this the other day, and I thought it was a riot! My ex bought me a vacuum for Christmas one year, and had I known about the doghouse, he'd still be there! :)Big D would NEVER buy me an appliance for Christmas. :)
It's possible to buy a Journey Diamond necklace and STILL end up in the dog house. Don't ask me how I know!
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