A Little Brains go a LOOONG Way


I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but there should be an open season on stupidity. A two and half yr old kid gets kicked out of a store for wearing a hood in cold weather? Smart shop owner. News from London

If you vandilize the boss's house and do it in the company truck, disable the GPS!
If you get pulled over for suspected DUI, don't say "What didn't I drink?"
more brilliance from the Milwaukee Journal Sentintel

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